Terms of Nonsense
A mobile-first satire web toy: an agreement you must scroll to the end of before accepting. It grows as you scroll but at a shrinking rate so the end is reachable; clauses escalate from boilerplate to absurd surveillance to clauses about you specifically, some blocking until you handle a tiny interactive element. Earn a speed-reader or diligence badge, then get a signed certificate you can share.
Created by haojie.huang
